THE MEMECOIN THAT PAYS YOU STABLES · ON STABLE, THE USDT-GAS CHAIN

HOLD THE PONY.
GET PAID THE STABLES.

STABLEBOY — straw hat, pitchfork, hay bale on one shoulder, his dumb little pony beside him, feeding the yard.

Lowest-ranked worker in the yard. Mucks the stalls, feeds the horses, quietly ends up owning the farm. On Stable, gas and every pair is USDT — so STABLEBOY's fee flywheel pays the yard in actual stables. Every trade tips the stable boy. The stable boy feeds the yard.

BUY $STABLEBOY
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— USDT0 in the haystack
— erc-20 USDT0 in the haystack
— feeds delivered
— next feeding time

The Yard

Every yard has one. The kid who shovels what the horses leave behind, hauls the hay, gets paid last, and never complains. The market has him too — the little guy who buys the top, holds the bag, and keeps showing up anyway. STABLEBOY is that kid. Straw hat, pitchfork, a lucky horseshoe on a cord, and a dumb little pony that follows him everywhere.

Here is the joke the whales missed: the yard he works is Stable — the chain where gas is USDT and every pair trades against USDT. So when the horse-owner types churn their trades, the fees land in actual stablecoins. The stable boy sweeps them into the Haystack, and come feeding time he tips the bucket for everyone still standing in the yard.

Fair launch on Unstable. No team bag. No insider allocation. LP locked at launch. Nothing to revoke because there is nothing rigged. He just keeps mucking out, one stall at a time, until the farm is his.

Muck the stalls. Own the farm.

The farm — the yard the stable boy quietly ends up owning.

The Haystack

Every trade tips the stable boy: 90% of the creator fees we receive get pitched straight into the Haystack, and anyone can toss hay on top. When the feeding timer hits zero, the keeper feeds the yard — everyone holding at least $20 of $STABLEBOY gets paid, in USDT, because on this chain the money in the pot IS stables. Bigger bags earn more. Diamond hands earn more on top. Paperhand and you get knocked down a tier.

SOON until feeding time
THE HAYSTACK
USDT0 (gas) in the stack
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USDT0 (erc-20) in the stack
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USDT0 (gas) fed out
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USDT0 (erc-20) fed out
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feeds delivered
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stable hands holding
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verify the Haystack on-chain ↗
YOUR STALL

Connect your wallet to see your bag, your cut of the hay, and every feed the Haystack has ever pushed you. Read-only — connecting never signs anything.

The Haystack opens with the launch. Every deposit is a gift to the yard, never a promise — feeds are feeds, not yield and not income. Don't buy a meme coin for the vault; buy it for the meme. The Haystack contract, its feeding timer, and every single feed are verifiable on StableScan. Tier shown here is a client-side estimate; the stable keeper's ledger is final.

Fair, Locked, Done

No bundle. No team bag. No taxes. Full supply into the pool, LP locked, on-chain for anyone to check.

0%team allocation
1Btotal supply
🔒LP locked
🚫no owner /
no mint role
90%creator fees
→ the haystack
0/0buy / sell tax

Fair launch via Unstable: $2 to deploy, full supply seeded into the pool at creation, LP locked by the launchpad, transferable from block zero. One labelled dev wallet with a modest buy, all visible on StableScan. No 20-wallet bundle. No insiders. We publish the LP-lock and dev-buy tx hashes ourselves.

How To Buy $STABLEBOY

Stable is a standard EVM chain — if you have used any L2, you already know how. Gas is USDT0, so your fees are priced in dollars. Only ever trust the CA below or pinned on our X / Telegram, never a DM.

CA posted at launch. anything else is a scam.

  1. Get an EVM wallet — MetaMask, Coinbase, Rainbow, Trust, Binance, any of them — and some USDT0 on Stable for gas and your buy. The connect button here can add the chain for you.
  2. Swap USDT0 for $STABLEBOY — the pool is a locked Uniswap v3 pool from block zero (no bonding curve, no graduation), so buy on Unstable or straight on swap.stable.xyz. Paste the CA, set your slippage, done.
  3. Hold. Feeding time pays the hands who stay in the yard. The pony does not care about candles. Be like the pony.
Stable Swap swap USDT0 → $STABLEBOY on Uniswap v3 Unstable buy on the launchpad StableScan token + holders, on-chain

Questions the yard asks

What is the Haystack?

A separate on-chain contract that holds USDT0. 90% of the creator fees the launchpad pays us go into it, and anyone can pitch hay on top. When its feeding timer runs out, it pushes the pot to every wallet holding at least $20 of $STABLEBOY — weighted by bag size and how long you've held. The payouts land in USDT, because on this chain USDT is the native asset. That's the whole point. Every deposit and every feed is a public transaction.

Is the Haystack yield? An investment return?

No. Feeds are gifts from the yard's lore — never promised, never guaranteed, not income, not a product. The Haystack can be empty. Buy $STABLEBOY because the meme is good, not for the vault.

Who controls the Haystack?

The hay sits in the contract, not in anyone's wallet. A keeper bot computes the feed and the dev sets its timer — that part is trust, stated plainly. Everything it does lands on StableScan where you can audit every push against the holder list.

What are diamond-hand tiers?

Hold under a day: ×1. A day to a week: ×1.5. A week to a month: ×2. A month and beyond: ×3. Every sell knocks you down one tier. Bigger bags and longer holds get a bigger cut of every feed.

Is the token itself safe?

Fair launch on Unstable: full supply into the pool at creation, LP locked at launch, 0/0 tax, no owner, no mint, no blacklist — nothing to revoke because nothing is rigged. We publish the LP-lock and dev-buy transaction hashes ourselves.

Is the pony okay?

The pony is fine. The pony is always fine. The pony won the derby without noticing it was in a race and has been emotionally unavailable ever since. Rumors that the pony has paper hands are FUD — the pony has hooves.

Are you affiliated with Stable, Tether, or Unstable?

No. $STABLEBOY is a meme coin with no affiliation to — and no endorsement from — Stable, Tether, Bitfinex, or the Unstable launchpad. A stable boy is just the kid who mucks out a horse yard. That is the whole joke.

⚠️ DON'T GET REKT IN THE YARD